Messi vs Cristiano

Messi vs CR7, the 2 best football players in the world.
Both are good in what they live for: football.
Everybody will prefer one, of course. Even us (Rafa and Benjamin) we like a diferent one. But, who is best?
Nobody will really now, because it's all based in opinions.
Messi is shorter, less stronger looking and less handsome. He's from Argentina and he's been plays in FCB since he was a child. He's won loads of competitions with his club and he is the top scorer of the last season.

Justification to why Messi is so ugly. Made by CR7 fans.

Cristiano Ronaldo is taller, stronger an better looking than Messi. He's Portuguese an he currently plays in Real Madrid. Last season he didn't win anything and hasn't won anything since he's in Real Madrid. He did win a few cups in England, when he played in Manchester United.

True photo.

 CR7 when he used to play in Man U.

Both of them are excellent players and will give us a good game the 29th of November.

Chavs vs Posh

Chavs vs Posh. Two kinds of people that can be reconised by their clothing.

Chavs are completely useless  and don´t aport anything to society. They generally wear Nike or Adidas clothes: tracksuits, t shirts, caps... Everything they wear has to be Nike or Adidas. Another caracteristic of chavs is their shoes. They have horrible looking shoes that cost 200€ and have like 3000 springs.
      In general, chavs don´t have friends that aren´t chavs. They hate everybody else and everyone hates them. This is due to their stupid behaviour and the thinking that smoking or taking drugs is "cool".
Chavs aren't really religious, but they have a gos, who is:

                                                                        Chav God
Posh people don't give much to society too, but at least they have money. They generally dress knitted jumpers, Lacoste shoes, Calvin Klein underwear and Dolce and Gabana sunglasses. Personally ( Rafa and Benjamin) we prefer posh people, because they aren't as problematical as chavs and don't like drugs.

                                          Chav                                Posh

Examples of chav shoes or posh style in clothes:

New Spanish president elected.

Finally, after an intensive week of campaining, there´s a winner. After smahing his rivals with 99% of votes, our new president has clearly won and now reclaims his position. The ceremony will be tomorrow at 27 am.
But what is the secret of this smashing victory? We will tell you the answers now.

It was definitely his sex appeal, his high intelligence and the look of a winner. His name is:

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MR.BEAN!!!!

New arrivals in C.D. San Roque de Lepe.

This season San Roque fans will be delighted. Changes have been made.

The expresident has been kicked out for a very suspicious behaviour. They caught him drug smuggling so he´s out.

The new president, Rafa Suárez, is the new boss in town.

It´s quite misterious how this unknown figure has bought the multimillionaire football club.

Rafa is a well known millionaire in Mexico, the country where he was born.
He´s bought the club for the price of two CR7's and a Chigrinski.

The club co-owner and partner of Rafa is Chelsea manager Sir Benjamin Wilson.

The signing of the contract went well and with no complications.

And CD San Roque has a new change in style and let's hope it's for good!